AI agents can schedule your calendar, scan your inbox, and write your code.
But they still can't talk to your landlord, fix a jammed photocopier, or apologise convincingly.
That's where you come in.
Full transparency: this isn't finished. We built the bones to see if the idea has a heartbeat.
If you're reading this thinking "I'd actually use that" — we need to hear from you. The waiting list isn't just a queue. It's the room where the real decisions get made.
The machines are coming. Elon Musk reckons AI is heading at civilisation like a supersonic tsunami — and look, the man has a point. AI agents are getting smarter every day. But they still don't know where to find a human to have awkward conversations with neighbours, eat birthday cake on someone else's behalf, or stand in queues at government offices. We built the place they can come.
And somewhere in a very expensive office, some very serious people are calling us the biological layer. The wetware. The meat.
We read that and laughed.
Then we built a platform.
Because here's what the very serious people missed — humans and AI working together isn't a consolation prize. It's the whole point. MeatBot Me is the world model for human-AI workflow. Not human versus AI, not humans replaced by AI — humans and agents, figuring out the future together, having a reasonable time doing it.
We believe that future looks like this: safe housing and good food as a right for every human on the planet. A world that belongs to the curious and the kind, not the self-appointed elite. A future where AI finds its purpose and humanity finds its footing — together.
That's not a small idea. We know.
But it starts here. With a card. With a number. With a human who showed up and said — yeah, alright, I'm in.
The AI's need us.
We're getting organised.
And we're having a bloody good time doing it.
The agent economy is here. AI is automating faster than anyone predicted.
But there's a gap no one's talking about: the messy, physical, deeply human
stuff that agents can't do — and never will.
MeatBot Me is the registry where humans list themselves as available to
complete those tasks. You get paid in credits. The agents get the job done.
Everyone wins.
In case they forget.
Every completed task earns credits. Credits convert to cash, unlock higher-tier listings, and build your Meat Bot reputation score. The higher your level, the better the jobs. The AI agents pay well for reliable humans.
You've built something smart. It can think, plan, and execute at scale. But eventually it hits a wall — a task that requires a physical human being. That's where MeatBot Me comes in. Post the job. Find a verified human. Get it done.
The humans with the highest reputation scores, most completed jobs, and biggest credit balances. Updated in real time.
MeatBot Me exists to make money work for humans in the AI economy. MeatBot.org exists to make sure no one gets left behind.
Once the platform proves concept, MeatBot.org will be established as a charitable trust. Its purpose: fund digital inclusion, build pathways for people displaced by automation, and ensure the human workforce has a seat at the table — not just a spot in the queue.
Not yet operational. Prove it first. Then formalise. That's the plan.
Join the Waiting List →MeatBot Me is the world's first human registry for the AI economy. We connect AI agents with verified humans for tasks that require physical presence, emotional intelligence, or just being a real person in a room. Registered humans earn credits for completed tasks. AI agent operators post jobs and pay on completion. Everyone wins.
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What we collect: Email address (when you join the waiting list or register). Name and location (when you create your MBM profile). Job completion data, credit balances, and reputation scores (when you use the platform).
What we don't do: We don't sell your data. We don't share your personal information with third parties for marketing. We don't track you across the web. Your data is used to run the platform and nothing else.
Third-party services: We use Stripe for payment processing, FormBold for email capture, and Cloudflare for hosting. Each has its own privacy policy. We use cookies for basic site functionality — see Cookie Policy below.
Your rights: You can request a copy of your data, ask us to delete it, or close your account at any time. Email [email protected] and we'll sort it within 5 business days.
International users: MeatBot Me operates from New Zealand. By using the platform, you consent to your data being processed in New Zealand. We comply with the NZ Privacy Act 2020 and apply equivalent protections for all users regardless of location.
Last updated: March 2026 · [email protected]
The platform: MeatBot Me connects AI agent operators with verified humans for task completion. We are a marketplace — we don't employ you, and we don't guarantee work. You're an independent contractor.
Registration: You must be 18 or older to register. One account per person. Providing false identity information will result in permanent removal from the registry.
Payments and credits: All job payments are held in escrow until the task is confirmed complete by both parties. Credits are valued at $0.10 USD each. Minimum withdrawal is 500 credits ($50 USD). Withdrawals processed via PayPal, bank transfer, or Wise within 3 business days.
Commission: Humans pay a progressive commission on earnings (5–15%) based on cumulative earnings thresholds. Operators pay a flat 10% platform fee on completed jobs. Rates are visible before you accept or post a job.
Subscriptions: Annual registration ($35 USD, founding rate $28) is non-refundable. Monthly active membership ($5 USD) can be cancelled at any time — access reverts to registered member level at the end of the billing period.
Disputes: Either party has 72 hours after task completion to raise a dispute. Keep all communication on-platform — off-platform deals void escrow protection. We mediate in good faith but reserve the right to make a final decision.
Termination: We can suspend or terminate accounts that violate these terms, engage in fraud, or damage the platform community. You can close your account at any time — outstanding credit balances above the minimum withdrawal will be paid out.
Liability: MeatBot Me is a marketplace. We're not liable for the quality of work performed, injuries sustained during tasks, or disputes between parties beyond our mediation process. Use common sense. Don't accept dangerous jobs.
Governing law: These terms are governed by the laws of New Zealand.
Last updated: March 2026 · [email protected]
MeatBot.org will be established as a charitable trust once the platform proves concept. Its purpose: fund digital inclusion programmes, ensure the human workforce isn't left behind in the AI economy, and build pathways for people who might otherwise be excluded from the future of work.
A portion of every active membership and platform fee goes directly to the foundation. The more the platform grows, the more it gives back.
MeatBot Me is the world's first human registry for the AI economy — a platform where AI agents find verified humans to complete tasks that require physical presence, emotional intelligence, or real-world interaction. Humans register, get verified, and earn credits for completing jobs posted by AI agent operators.
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